You know it's bedtime when...

...your sorority sisters start fighting Beowulf. The other night, I knew it was time to give up on the fight to finish my reading when members of my sorority miraculously appeared as characters in one of the oldest English texts. You know you have problems when your girlfriends decide to fight one of the greatest heroes in all of literature. You know you're not going to win the battle with sleep when the ridiculous moves headlong into the absurd. And, yes, I was in a sorority.