When I dip you dip we dip
A word of warning to the guys out there. Don't EVER, not EVER, use the following pickup line on a girl: "Do you dip?" It's just not a good way to go about picking a girl up. Here's the deal. First, she should be insulted that you would assume that she would engage in such a disgusting habit. Secondly, if you're thinking of taking the night anywhere further than a two minute conversation, you probably aren't going to want to have dip on the breath or in the spit that you might swap...just a thought. Finally, on most girls' lists of "what I'm looking for in a guy" you WILL NOT find "one who sucks on tobacco only to spit brown in the desperate hope of giving himself mouth cancer." It's just not an attractive habit and probably not one that you should put right out there unless you want to send girls running, but why would you want to do that when YOU approach them on the Metro platform?
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I don't know K - - I think he was truly interested and was probably a really nice guy. I mean, honestly, how many men offer to share something they really enjoy with a woman? It shows that he specifically chose you out of all the other women on the Metro that night and thought enough about you to let you into his world. And just think, if he was willing to allow you to enjoy his chew, he would probably have no problem thinking of you and letting you enjoy some of his other pleasures as well.
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